Now when I say that I love to read comics, it doesn't mean I'm not picky. 98% of what I read is Marvel titles. DC has always been too black-and-white and boring for me. I know you can debate this forever but for my money Marvel has always had the most interesting characters. Most of my top 10 are Marvel properties.
I don't have anything personal against DC. I enjoyed The Long Halloween, Kingdom Come, and Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. The DC "classics" I guess you could say. I think Batman has the best villains around. I just never immersed myself in DC enough to enjoy it to its fullest. God knows I couldn't have afforded to buy both companies books!
Anyway, without further ado and before I put you to sleep here is a list of my top 10 favorite comics. Sorry if I nerd out and lose you! Just a warning in advance...
10 What If?
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| Peeping Tom AKA The Watcher |
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| Because Wolverine isn't bad-ass enough already |
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| Grab her go-go boot! |
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| I can name all of them. yes, it is sad. |
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| Captain America was a better title than horse-face |
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| The New Darker Avengers. Except Dr. Strange's Fabulous Cloak and Iron Fist's Popped Collar |
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| See. Works every time! |
08 The Savage Dragon
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| How do their pants always stay on? |
Waking up naked in a burning field with green skin and a fin on your head is a real pain in the ass. I always loved the matter of fact way Erik Larson wrote, penciled, and paced “Savage Dragon”. While I lost touch with the series after issue 100 or so I still list it as one of the most creative and fun series around.
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| I said creative, not mature |
This series always had a “no one is safe” feel as at least 3 of Dragons love interests were killed. Main characters seemed to die every other issue in fact and I'd be surprised if I picked up a current SD comic and recognize anyone. That was always the charm of “Savage Dragon” for me in fact. Larson was a master at creating interesting heroes and villains (including a walking talking Hitler's brain!) but he wasn't so in love with them he didn't mind blowing them up in gory fashion for shock value.
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| Most of these characters are dead now |
The only constant is The Dragon himself who gets more and more pissed off each time his friend/lover/team-mate gets murdered. Savage fun!
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| Hitler's Brain is a bad mofo |
07 The Walking Dead
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| This is Rick. He has giant balls! |
After a shaky start I grew to love this horror-action series just recently. Following an ever-shifting roster of survivors of a zombie apocalypse, Walking Dead is probably the most in-depth depiction of what would happen if you were suddenly thrust into a world of reanimated corpses. That may sound silly but I've always loved “zombie” films and books.
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| Well, not "technically" alive |
This one is ongoing, so instead of the happy finale (We killed all the zombies!) or the sad finale (Hope is lost! We're Zombie food!) we get to see the brutal and sometimes gut-wrenching struggle to survive and remain human in a world where humans are a sudden and shell-shocked minority.
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| In the zombie apocalypse, no one uses deodorant |
06 Age of Apocalypse
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| Just because you live in a post-apocalyptic nightmare doesn't mean you can't have a fabulous costume! |
Probably the best X-Men story ever told, Age of Apocalypse began with a frantic hunt for Professor Xavier's psychotic son Legion. Legion suffered from multiple personality disorders and each of his personalities had their own mutant powers. The unstable Mutant went back in time to when Professor X and Magneto were friends and accidentally killed his father! The X-Men failed to reach Legion in time and his powers “shattered” the X-Universe.
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| Who HASN'T killed their father in the past though? |
The next month each of the X-titles was replaced with a newly named “Age of Apocalypse” title. All the teams were mixed up. Some heroes were dead. Others turned evil by the stories main protagonist, Apocalypse himself. This new Age was full of brutal struggles between the forces of good and evil. Age of Apocalypse Beast for instance, a brilliant scientist, was an evil mastermind who ran a grotesque house of horrors where he tried to create new forms of life. Villains like Sabretooth had banded with the heroes to take on Apocalypse.
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| Apocalypse himself, looking impossibly regal and butch |
It was a great series that I reread again and again. They have tried to duplicate AOA many times over the years to no success. Some of the best X-writing ever, and it wasn't even in the regular Marvel Universe.
05 Watchmen
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| Worst Sears Portrait ever? |
I'd never want to enter the mind of Alan Moore, but visiting there in comic form can be enthralling! Never is that more apparent then in Watchmen, an epic miniseries that was more gritty and brutal than anything before it. Creating a whole universe of Superheroes, Moore takes us through the sad final days of a planet sent to the edge of ruin by heroes out of control. It asks “Who watches The Watchmen” and makes you ponder what WOULD really happen if superheroes walked our earth?
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| Lots of creepy gay subtext it would appear |
Would these questionable "heroes" be lionized or demonized? In Moore's world they have been demonized and shunned. This leads to a murder mystery as someone begins to off older villains and heroes. The retired Night Owl and Silk Spectre form a ragtag group of characters to solve this mystery. Maybe none more mysterious than the post-nuclear nightmare known as Dr. Manhattan. A literal ticking time bomb, Manhattan as is detached and “above it all” as he seems.
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| You would not want this man to stare at you |
He represents the uncaring nature of this world and these heroes. In a world full of Supermen comics, these Watchmen were a wonderful break from the good guys always winning.
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| Who released the giant squid again |
04 Young Avengers
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| All staring at Hawkeye's boobs? |
The newest group on my list, The Young Avengers are loads more fun then their older counterparts. Wickan (young Scarlet Witch), Hulkling (Hulk), Speed (Quicksilver), Hawkeye (original Hawkeye), Stature (Ant-Man), Patriot (young Captain America), Iron Lad (Iron Man), and Vision (revamped computer model) are under-trained and 9 out of 10 times way out of their league when it comes to fighting crime. They started their club for fun but soon they fond themselves swept up in the Avengers world sometimes against their will.
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| Superhero pose-off! |
Most characters here have ties to the heroes they idolize. Patriot is the grandson of one of the first men the government tested the “super-Hero Serum” on that eventually led to the creation of Captain America. Wickan and Speed are twin brothers who may or may not truly exist. When The mentally unstable Scarlet Witch married the original Vision (a robot mind you) she “imagined” twin sons who now resemble the two boys with the same powers as her brother and herself.
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| Her imagined babies had a cyborg father and were raised by a cow. No wonder Wanda here went off her rocker! |
Wickan is the boyfriend (gay heroes WOOT!) of Hulkling who is actually from an alien species, the Skrull, who hate earthlings.
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| If the winged hat gave it away, the frayed scarf did |
Stature is the daughter of Ant-Man who was killed in battle. Iron Lad may or may not grow up to become Avengers greatest foe Kang the Conqueror. My biggest issue with YA is the fact we only seem to get limited series featuring this group. From their debut in the mid-2000's they have only had 3 or 4 limited series and never their own regular title. Maybe this keeps them fresh, though? It makes me want to read YA stories more. Keep them coming!
03 X-Men Titles
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| I can name all of them too... Code name and real name lol :-( |
As anything that has been around for decades will, many X-Men titles have come and gone. Besides numbers one and two on my list below (also X-books) there have been DOZENS of other X-Titles over the years. X-Force, New Mutants, Generation X just to name a few of the bigger ones. All of them have had their moments of brilliance and moments of udder stupidity. Once I discovered comics I was drawn to the X-Men more than the traditional “superhero” books. The X-Men ALL had flaws. While they were fantastic they were also all human. Wolverine couldn't control his rage. Cyclops grappled with leadership. The Beast with the way he looked. Rogue with the inability to touch any other living soul. Storm with extreme claustrophobia. None of the X-Men were normal people. They came together under the tutelage of Professor Charles Xavier, who himself had boundary issues when it came to controlling his students minds.
The tale of these forces banding together to learned to control their powers so as to create a world of peace between human and mutant was an epic one. It still is to this day, although things have changed 200 times since I first picked up and X-Men book! Each new writer has his favorite characters and storylines. Villains they create now can't hold a candle to the X-Men's “Big 3” villains. Mutant terrorist Magneto who sees only a world run by mutants, Mr. Sinister a geneticist who has terrorized the X-squads for decades, and Apocalypse whose name says it all. Other notable X-villains include Sabretooth, Mystique, The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, The Hellfire Club, Dark Phoenix, and Mojo.
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| A villains convention or a Halloween Party in The East village? |
Here's a list of every X-Man, from first to now: Professor X, Cyclops, Jean Grey (Ms Marvel/Phoenix), Iceman, Angel, Beast, Mimic, Changeling, Polaris, Havoc, Petra, Sway, Darwin, Vulcan, Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Banshee, Storm, Sunfire, Colossus, Thunderbird, Shadowcat, Rogue, Rachel Grey, Magneto, Psylocke, Longshot, Dazzler, Forge, Gambet, Jubilee, Bishop, Revanche, Cannonball, Joseph, Marrow, Thunderbird, Cable, Mirage, Sage, White Queen, Xorn, Chamber, Stacy X, Northstar, Juggernaut, Husk, Mystique, Warpath, Sabretooth, Omega Sentinel, Armor, Pixie, Karma, Sunspot, Aurora, Magma, Dr. Nemesis, Namor, Box, Magik, Domino, Danger, Cypher, Warlock, Fantomex, X-23, Hope.
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| More X-Men standing around being persecuted |
This list doesn't even begin to cover all the other heroes and hangers on the X-Men have housed over the years. Professor X and Magneto are no longer front and center, leaving Cyclops and Emma Frost (The White Queen) to run the show for the most part. I feel this is kind of sad. The interplay between Prof. X and Magneto was always the driving force behind the comics.
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| Wake up! You have work to do. Sexy shirtless work! |
The few remaining mutants (most were killed by a virus or “de-powered” awhile back) live like prisoners on a floating island off of San Francisco where they continue to have adventures that keep me buying, even if they don't always wow me.
02 X-Factor
Peter David is probably my favorite comic book writer. He is wildly funny, immensely creative, and has a knack for taking “B-List” heroes and making them complex and interesting. He has a blog you should really check out too! He took over X-Factor with issue #71. The original 'Factor were the 5 original X-Men. David threw that out the window and replaced them with a motley crew of mostly background characters who worked for the government under the watchful eye of SHIELD babysitter Valerie Cooper.
This new team of Havoc, Polaris, Wolfsbane, Quicksilver, Multiple Man, and Strong Guy were as hilarious as they were interesting compared to the more straight-laced X-Men. You had Quicksilver, the son of Magneto, who made everyone miserable with his depressing personality. This was offset by the stupidly-named “Strong Guy” who always had a joke ready. He coined the term “homo-superior” to describe mutants as a joke and it became part of the Marvel lexicon to this day. Add to them Havoc, forever in the shadow of his “leader” brother Cyclops and his girlfriend Polaris, who had mental stability issues from the start. Speaking of mental issues, The Multiple Man Jamie Madrox seemed to have an identity crisis every other episode and werewolf lookalike Wolfsbane often had trouble keeping the animal inside herself in check.
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| Good enough a comic to ignore the questionable "art |
Like most good things, this golden age did not last as David left the series after two years. I won't even get into how bad the quality deteriorated. This perfectly matched team was gutted and replaced by a group of reformed villains. I stopped reading all together when this happened.
That is, until 2005 when David returned and relaunched an all new X-Factor which is still going strong today and always tops my pile of favorite reads.
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| Someone forgot to say cheese |
This new team is led by The Multiple Man, whose personality disorder has only increased with time. Only he, Strong Guy, & Wolfsbane remain from the original group but the addition of new “B-Listers” has revitalized both David's writing and the book in general. The new team includes Sonic-screamer Syrin, snooty perfectionist with multiple powers Monet St. Croix, Depowered book-keeper Rictor and his alien boyfriend Shatterstar, as well as the luckiest man alive Longshot and the ever evolving Darwin.
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| They finally went there! These two had been flirting since the 90's. For real. |
This new X-Factor is FANTASTIC! We have the bisexual love triangle between Wolfsbane-Rictor-Shatterstar (who may not even be gay as he is an alien). The heart-wrenching pregnancy of Syrin that ended when Multiple Man “reabsorbed' his baby that she had carried to term. X-Factor mixes social issues, comedy, and plain old comic book action to perfection.
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| Beast proposing a duel between Multiple Man and Cyclops |
01 Excalibur
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| It's in England if you couldn't tell |
The first comic book I ever picked up and still my favorite overall. Like most books the quality and content declined and rebounded several times over the original series run, but the first few dozen issues of this comic are still a joy to read all these years later. The tale of 5 heroes who fight the good fight on the shores of England and live in a lighthouse, Excalibur doesn't sound that inthralling but the writing of Chris Cleremont (in one of his less crazy stints) and the art of Alan Davis and Mark Farmer were top notch.
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| An example of Farmer/Davis mad drawing and inking skills |
Excalibur tended to fight more extraterestrial or out of this world villains, with The Crazy Gang and Warwolves probably their greatest foes.
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| Warwolves: dying to get under skin and assume your identity |
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| The Queen was always my favorite |
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| Gatecrasher was large and in charge! |
A lot of my love for Excalibur comes from the roster. Four of the five main characters are on my short list of favorite comic characters as well.
Captain Britain: The British version of Captain America is more Tony Stark (Iron Man) than Steve Rodgers. Brian Braddock is a rich handsome playboy who has on and off issues with alcohol abuse. While he was usually the most straight-laced member of the team I have a fondness for Brian, who only appears once in awhile nowadays and was overtaken in popularity years ago by his more famous sister the mutant telepath Psylocke.
Phoenix: Rachel Grey might have the most confusing back story of any Marver character which is described in full HERE. From an alternate future, Rachel was the daughter of X-Men Cyclops and Jean Grey. In her future world she was the slave “hound” of a brutal man who forced her to hunt and kill other mutants. She found her way to the main Marvel universe and after a stay with the main X-Men joined Excalibur. She was the “hothead” of the team both literally and figuratively. With her fiery temper and damaged personality Rachel was always an interesting character and her friendship with Kitty Pryde was endearing. After leaving Excalibur things got silly, with Rachel going to the future again (a different future) to help form a religion and raise her brother (who was taken from this universe) and turn him into the time-jumping hero Cable. Now she is back in the regular Marvel U yet again, about 6 years younger and much more carefree as a member of the space-pirate group known as The Star-Jammers.
Shadowcat: The heart and soul of Excalibur, Kitty was the young and unsure “nerdy girl” with a heart of gold. Probably the main reason I loved Excalibur, it was through Kitty's eyes that we saw most of their adventures. The ability to “phase” through solid matter was a burden for Kitty and continues to be to this day. Forget Wonder Woman. Although she has been written unevenly over the years Shadowcat is a GREAT comic book heroine.
Nightcrawler: Kurt Wagner was the oldest and wisest member of Excalibur, with a long run as everyone's favorite X-Man. He joined Excalibur after a sever injury that limited his mutant ability to teleport, or transport himself and others from one place to another. With the smell of brimstone and his signature “BAMF!” action sound left behind 'Crawler would be incapacitated or knocked out all together when he teleported. He still had his limber tail and sword-wielding to rely on but in the beginning Kurt was somewhat resentful that HE didn't lead Excalibur. As time wore on Nightcrawler got better and his fun-loving and deeply religious personality returned which made him less interesting actually. The longest lasting member of Excalibur's original run if I recall correctly.
The other member of the team wasn't a mutant at all but more of a fairy-type character named Meggan. I was always annoyed by Meggan. She was too perfect. She and Captain Britain formed the teams only couple and while she was pretty (some of the time) Meggan was just sort of bland. Not to mention she was emo before the term existed, as seen here...
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| She'd throw fits and start looking like this. Poor dear. |
The lighthearted and carefree stories of the original series gave way to darker fare that I didn't enjoy enough. A casualty of shifting writing staffs and different “visions” Excalibur evenutally was cancelled after issue #125 after a 10 year run.
Well, there you have it. If you finished this geek-out I commend you! Hope you all have a favorite comic you enjoy as well ;-)
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