20. Cody Rhodes (WWE Smackdown) The son of wrestling legend "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes, Cody is in 1000% better shape than his dad ever was. He calls himself "Dashing" Cody Rhodes and while he has kind of a weird look he is a talented young rising star.
19. Ted Dibiase (WWE Raw) Another second generation star, Ted Dibiase is the son of "The Million Dollar Man" who shares the same name. Ted and Cody Rhodes formed the trio of LEgacy alongside Randy Orton. That was a hot threesome!
18. Desmond Wolfe (TNA) Formerly Nigel McGuinness on the independent scene this cocky brit is one of the best technical wrestlers on my list.
17. Drew McIntyre (WWE Smackdown) This Scottish import is tall, dark, and has a mean streak a mile long.
16. Chris Masters (WWE Smackdown) This one is all about the butt! Chris Masters has one of the best butt's I've ever seen! No wonder he calls himself "The Masterpiece".
15. Jack Swagger (WWE Smackdown) "The All-American American" Jack Swagger is the arrogant golden boy we all had the hots for in school. Standing at 6'6 and coming from a real amateur wrestling background makes him dangerous.
14. Zack Ryder (WWE Raw) "Long-Island Loudmouth" Zack Ryder is so goofy and adorable it almost hurts to watch him get squashed almost every week by tougher and smarter opponents.
13. John Cena (WWE Raw) The biggest name in WWE is almost TOO big for me to consider him sexy. I said almost. John Cena personafies all you could want in a man. Loyal, strong, brave, kinda funny. No wonder most of the men boo him and all the women chant his name.
12. Brian Kendrick (TNA) Formerly "Spanky" in Ring of Honor Brian Kendrick has had many names and personas over the years and while age hasn't been super-kind to Brian he still has the same cute baby face he had the day he laced up his boots!
11. Chris Sabin (TNA) One half of The Motor-City Machine Gun tag team with Alex Shelley, Sabin is a flashy high flyer with a brave heart and a carefree attitude. No wonder the crowd used to chant "Hail, Sabin" when he entered the ring.
10. CM Punk (WWE Raw) No one has ever been sure what the CM stands for. Chicago-Made? Chick Magnet? CM Punk's off-beat style and personality make him a unique blend of hotness. Not everyone's taste but he does it for me.
09. Justin Gabriel (WWE Smackdown) From Capetown, South Africa Justin Gabriel is still in his first year in the WWE. A risky high-flyer, Justin takes risks in the ring that make you hold your breath. Just don't land on that face!
08. Trent Barreta (WWE Smackdown) Founding member of a tag-team called "The Dudebusters" Trent personifies the ultimate DUDE in the ring. Cocky and arrogant sure, but able to back it up with his fists!
07. John Morrison (WWE Raw) Probably the most graceful WWE Superstar of all time, Morrison won a contest to become a WWE star. With possibly (see #5) the greatest abs on earth Morrison is also flexible and limber enough to utilize Parkour and even break-dancing like moves in the ring.
06. Jack Evans (Independents) The only indy star on my list, Jack Evans has always been looked at as too small for the bbigtime. He more than makes up for size with heart as Jack performs some of the most breathtaking moves you'll ever see on a nightly basis. A veteran of the bloody independent scene, Jack has had his fair share of gross injuries but he always comes back as hot as ever!
05. Dolph Ziggler (WWE Raw) Don't let the truly awful name fool you. Dolph Ziggler (real name Nick Nemeth) is a budding star who I imagine is just scratching the surface of his potential. His theme song begins "I am perfection" and it is hard to deny that Dolph/Nick looks like a million bucks in and out of the ring.
04. AJ Styles (TNA) The "Phenomenal One" AJ Styles is a southern brawler with the grace of a swan in the ring. One of the most successful stars in TNA wrestling, AJ has the combination of looks and great in-ring ability. Something truly Phenomenal.
03. Alex Shelley (TNA) The other half of the Motor-City Machine Guns (with #11) Alex has a face that just draws you to him. No wonder he sells his used ring-gear on eBay. He knows he is sexy and I'm sure he's not afraid to use it to his advantage. At one point Alex referred to himself as "The Baby Bear" in the ring. I'd like to cuddle with that bear!
02. Randy Orton (WWE Raw) Probably no one in the WWE is more feared than Randy Orton. He has the alpha-male personality to match his body. The son of "Cowboy" Bob Orton, Randy has more than surpassed his dad in the ring and out. Just don't make the "Viper" angry!
01. Evan Bourne (WWE Raw) If WWE had an "acrobat" division cute as a button Evan Bourne would be its champion. A tumbler for many years Evan perfected his high-flying assault in the indy's before getting his big break in the WWE a few years back. His smile and energy are infectious and he performs THE most amazing finishing move in wrestling off the top rope earning him the nickname Evan "Air" Bourne.
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